FOR SALE:
One curly-haired, blue-eyed little monkey. Quick on his feet (he can open every case and take out every DVD in the house in a matter of seconds), curious and intelligent (figured out how to lock the bedroom door...and shut it behind him), persistent (he can whine for hours on end), full of energy (do I really need to expand?), and an expert climber (as evidenced by the many bumps on his head).
I am willing to negotiate a trade if you have a new or gently used cell phone. (Did I mention he has an excellent throwing arm?)


Reminds me of Hadley's sign, "Baby for sale for free" Where do they get those ideas?
We'll take him! He's a cute little stinker.
(He & Georgie oughta get along well.)